Wondered Why is India So Corrupted ??? Well, the reason is Indian Gods and Goddesses too don't listen until you offer them something…

                        Well India is said to among the world’s most corrupted countries. Why is it so? Why is it that we, the so called pioneer’s of knowledge, the epitomes of truth and morality, the propellers of knowledge and blah and blah, THE INDIANS so corrupted these days ? Whether it’s A.Raja or Kalmadi or Bhuvesh Shah or what ever ?

Well the answer lies in our senses, our roots, our belief system and every thing.

Firstly It is god’s fault and not the fault of us Indians, that our system is so corrupted. We have got to do nothing with corruption, it’s the Indian gods and goddesses who lay the foundation  of corruption. The basic funda of corruption is offer something to get your job done.  

1. Well to start with “wanna good husband or wife” ……hmm butter up Lord Shiva for atleast 16 Mondays and only then you stand a chance to get that. Might even have to walk bare foot to the temple. Well, of course getting a life time assurance for marriage needs a special effort.
2. Wanna combat the “Mangal/Mars” or in layman’s sense, the hard times……or having some problem in your sperm counts or ovary fertilization….file a petition to Lord Hanumaan for couple of Tuesdays, wear yellow, stay away from eggs or other non-veg stuff and if the lord is impressed………wait for miracles. If you don’t do this, torrid times would be waiting for you.
3. Here comes A WEDNESDAY. Well Lord Ganesha holds supremacy over this day. If u have niche to be intelligent and are thriving for some good luck…..you need to please this god. If u are giving some competitive exam or need some intellectual power………well wear some green clothes & got to serve some LADDUs and have all the charm you need.
4.  Thursday has been occupied with Lord Vishnu……..generally the boss of all devas………bribe him and being a multitasking personality, can help you out in almost all affairs……Shove away SALT……….coz if he minds it……then yanna rascalla……..watch out.
5. Goddess Santoshi……the mother of satisfaction……..rules Friday through out India……..please her and you would have all the satisfactions in your life.
6. Saturday belongs to “Shani devta”. If you want to escape from hardships in your life……better have good terms with this lord……….one evil look…….and BOOM for atleast 7 and ½ years for sure……….wear black and keep the supply of mustard oil uptodate………….
7. The lord Sun, riding on his seven horses chariot, rules Sunday. Wear red and keep offering him red flowers……..else there would be darkness and darkness all around                                                        So, if any of your offer is not upto the mark………….Life would take you to La La Land……………  JOKE  ON THE TOPIC:                                                                                                           Two corrupt government officials(from India & USA) were attending an international conference on Development in Singapore. During the break they were comparing notes on the dirty doings in their respective regions.Delegate from USA boasted of his new big house and his late-model BMW - saying that he'd got the money by skimming six per cent off the budget of a newly built bridge.Delegate from India produced a photograph of a river in the middle of his region. "See that bridge?" he said, pointing at the photograph."What bridge?" asked delegate from USA."One hundred per cent!" said the delegate from India