Friday, 27 May 2011

Time to Make a Move......Time to go for a Movie


By Kamaljeet Sudan

      I have been a movie buff right from my child hood days. I remember going for the movies those days was a special delight for me as a kid. Though things have changed a lot in comparison to past, yet the word MOVIE still at times, reflects same passion, same joy and same happiness as it used to do earlier. The methods to promote movies were quite different then. There were ordinary vocal announcements and mouth to mouth publicity, not like the trailers or promos of todays time. 
    Watching movie then was not less than a festival, where the intervals were eagerly awaited, because thats when the pop corns and colas were to be offered. I dont exactly remember how much did it cost but yaa they were not for free for sure as they are today. The concept of movies for free has changed the eagerness and excitement towards movies a lot. The IT Set up today has made it possible to watch any movie what so ever without even paying. You can download it from any dark net source or get pirated versions or movie warez providers, but it can't replace the fun and family closeness ties the movies provided earlier.  
      Weekend is on the way, so I am surely looking to go out for a movie though haven't decided yet but will go through certain reviews. I would surely tell which movie I did choose and what I drew out from it. I was just thinking to watch out some trailers and decide which movie should I see. Fortunately, I have found a good website(http://filmowepasje.pl/index) which is helping me a lot to figure out which movie I should see this weekend.........It can provide every type of movie stuff whether it be action, romance, thriller, horror or drama. Let me decide and i would let you know what did I choose. 

Friday, 13 May 2011

Stressed? Worried ? No Focus ? relax.......this is how you chill out your mind...


Mind is the deepest commodity found in this world. I have chosen the word ‘commodity’ here for mind because Mind is the organ of the body that sets the tone for all the trades the life sets with its surroundings. If you can think about it, you certainly can do something about it. There were some lines in once heard by my teacher about mind which I still reckon “If you can’t make a castle in your mind, you will never ever do it on ground”. We have often heard about the words like Mind games, Mind power, Mind lessons, Mind teasers. All these terms lead to single direction, i.e. Ability to think, concentrate and comprehend.
But how to embellish the power of mind and relish its core efficiencies, well that’s what I want to suggest for the moment in this blog. Today, lives are hectic, schedules are frantic, daily routines are chaotic and ambitions are frantic. To get out this weird, vicious cycle you just need to chill out your brain and relax your mind. Well that’s what I am going to share with you. There are numerous methodologies to relax your mind…….Here’s a couple, uncomplicated and anytime to perform methods….
  •    Watch your breathing. It’s the basic step to relax your mind. When ever you are disturbed, excited or tense, your breathing will be shallow. Just catch this trait. Breath deep, deeper and deepest.  You would instantly began to reach the state of calmness.
  •    Visualise. Visualisation is other tactic to calm and relax the mind. Guide yourself. I know its difficult. But a little progress everyday adds up to big results. Guide yourself to an imaginary situation. Close your eyes and Imagine…………Good weather………….. nice wind…………. green scenic beauty………birds chirping………….. water splashing beside……peace …..harmony…….silence…….calmness………… I know as soon as you would close your eyes, a sudden thought will come of the dog barking outside…..black color dog……you were once bitten by a dog at John’s house…….John has a cute sister/brother………John’s all sisters are cute……..they are all cute like pussy cat dolls band girls……..Pussy cat dolls band rocks…….rock salt is not in kitchen…….SUDDENLY….oh my gosh….wherez my Calming down of mind………….DON’T PANIC….that’s how thought pattern in mind works. Just gather your self back and start again. Practice will make you perfect and focused.                                                                                                                         Try out this methods, especially if you stressed out, encountering problems of deviated focus or giving some exam like stuff. I am sure it will work out. It surely did for me.
Joke for the day:
Three Yogis are doing meditation in a remote cave. One day a sound is heard from outside the cave. After about six months, one of the yogis says, "Did you hear that goat?" Once again, there was silence. About a year later, one of the other Yogis says, "That wasn't a goat; it was a mule." Again, there was silence. About two years later the third yogi says, "If you two don't stop arguing, I'm leaving."


Sunday, 1 May 2011

Wondered Why is India So Corrupted ??? Well, the reason is Indian Gods and Goddesses too don't listen until you offer them something…




                        Well India is said to among the world’s most corrupted countries. Why is it so? Why is it that we, the so called pioneer’s of knowledge, the epitomes of truth and morality, the propellers of knowledge and blah and blah, THE INDIANS so corrupted these days ? Whether it’s A.Raja or Kalmadi or Bhuvesh Shah or what ever ?
Well the answer lies in our senses, our roots, our belief system and every thing.
Firstly It is god’s fault and not the fault of us Indians, that our system is so corrupted. We have got to do nothing with corruption, it’s the Indian gods and goddesses who lay the foundation  of corruption. The basic funda of corruption is offer something to get your job done.  
  1. Well to start with “wanna good husband or wife” ……hmm butter up Lord Shiva for atleast 16 Mondays and only then you stand a chance to get that. Might even have to walk bare foot to the temple. Well, of course getting a life time assurance for marriage needs a special effort.
  2. Wanna combat the “Mangal/Mars” or in layman’s sense, the hard times……or having some problem in your sperm counts or ovary fertilization….file a petition to Lord Hanumaan for couple of Tuesdays, wear yellow, stay away from eggs or other non-veg stuff and if the lord is impressed………wait for miracles. If you don’t do this, torrid times would be waiting for you.
  3. Here comes A WEDNESDAY. Well Lord Ganesha holds supremacy over this day. If u have niche to be intelligent and are thriving for some good luck…..you need to please this god. If u are giving some competitive exam or need some intellectual power………well wear some green clothes & got to serve some LADDUs and have all the charm you need.
  4.  Thursday has been occupied with Lord Vishnu……..generally the boss of all devas………bribe him and being a multitasking personality, can help you out in almost all affairs……Shove away SALT……….coz if he minds it……then yanna rascalla……..watch out.
  5. Goddess Santoshi……the mother of satisfaction……..rules Friday through out India……..please her and you would have all the satisfactions in your life.
  6. Saturday belongs to “Shani devta”. If you want to escape from hardships in your life……better have good terms with this lord……….one evil look…….and BOOM for atleast 7 and ½ years for sure……….wear black and keep the supply of mustard oil uptodate………….
  7. The lord Sun, riding on his seven horses chariot, rules Sunday. Wear red and keep offering him red flowers……..else there would be darkness and darkness all around                                                        So, if any of your offer is not upto the mark………….Life would take you to La La Land……………  JOKE  ON THE TOPIC:                                                                                                           Two corrupt government officials(from India & USA) were attending an international conference on Development in Singapore. During the break they were comparing notes on the dirty doings in their respective regions.Delegate from USA boasted of his new big house and his late-model BMW - saying that he'd got the money by skimming six per cent off the budget of a newly built bridge.Delegate from India produced a photograph of a river in the middle of his region. "See that bridge?" he said, pointing at the photograph."What bridge?" asked delegate from USA."One hundred per cent!" said the delegate from India